Between The Veil

This is the Kringle Fucker. Reblog in 30 seconds to bless your blog with Christmas spirit.

oh my GOD

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

I made a joke at the Ren Faire today and no one liked it :(

What was the joke

I just said we should let kids play with shields :(

That’s not a joke its a fact

Yeah!! Its fun for all aegis!! :)

I trusted you

A foolish mistake :)

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

u know what tweet always makes me lose It

The way this is framed makes it look like he’s saying all of these in sequence

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

naughty car imprisoned in the bus cube