Memento Mori

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

2. nathing wrong with me

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

hey if you’re stuck being in church this sunday here’s a reminder that it’s completely free to think about gay sex and no one can tell. the government doesn’t want you to know this but jesus thinks it’s totally cool

unemployed girl is a species of creature that needs twelve hours sleep every day and six to eight hours of cuddles and maybe something else

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

what’s graped soda

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

tucson aint got much but it does have a bridge shaped like a rattlesnake

glad people are reblogging my friend the bridge snake

I haven't seen project hail mary but i am pretty sure markiplier was not in that movie

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!