Based on Found each other by the wayside by @yasmindifference
Also a very belated birthday for yas haha. Love this story of hers, and had so much fun doing this. Its a present for her as much as it is for me haha.
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Dumb long-ass hc time because my writer's block blocks me from writing
Jaytim, but no one really knows what their relationship status is anymore BECAUSE they act differently around each other every time depending on whether they’re wearing masks or not.
1. Red Robin & Red Hood: Professional Rivals (and a disaster duo)
When RR and RH are together, the volume automatically goes up. They argue in briefings, in the middle of fights, over comms. Those two show up all suited up and everyone knows that it will take one tiny shove from RH or a comment from RR to start it. Or none of that – when someone is dumb enough to ask if they can act civil around each other.
RH calls RR a “detective” in the most mocking tone ever. RR says that RH is clearly better fed than taught.
When they’re on a mission together, it’s a competition – Who takes down more guys? Who gets the last word? Who can piss off Batman faster?
RH threatens to kill RR at least once a week. RR dares him to try.
2. Tim Drake & Jason Todd in Public: Pretending to be Normal (they are not normal, in fact!)
In public, Jason will hold the door open for Tim, but close it right in his face, too. Tim will bring Jason tea exactly how he likes it but take a sip first and dramatically gag. They insult each other constantly, but sometimes something too genuine slips out, and they both pretend not to notice.
Tim complains that Jason never comes to see him when he works, so Jason starts dropping by WE unannounced and sitting silently in Tim’s office, making eye contact but refusing to speak. Tim hates it. Jason loves it.
Bruce’s galas are a nightmare, even Dick’s acrobatics can’t make it more embarrassing for the big Bat. They are too flirty and no one knows what it means.
At some point, a clueless socialite always asks Tim, “Do you know that Jason Todd man?”
Tim: “Oh, we’ve met.”
Jason, walking by: “Barely. But yeah, we know each other.”
Tim: “Intimately.”
Jason chokes on his drink.
Jason waits until Tim has his own drink in hand, then deliberately bumps his elbow, making Tim spill it.
Tim subtly badmouths Jason to the rich snobs, saying things like, “He doesn’t even own a yacht. Can you believe that? I plan to give him one for his birthday, poor thing.”
SugarDaddyTim vibes
They kick each other on the shins under the table, but at the same time, they grin and tell stupid jokes. Bruce invites them less and less.
3. Red Robin & Jason Todd (Civilian): Red Robin has a Jason problem
Tim is a little feral about Jason when he’s in costume. It’s not professionalism. It’s personal.
Jason will take one step in Crime Alley, and Red Robin will be there like a demon summoned by bad life choices. AT THE SAME TIME Red Robin refuses to acknowledge Jason Todd as a vigilante. He acts like Jason is just a guy off the street who keeps showing up in his crime scenes. Oftentimes Jason is his primary suspect, and even Bruce is tired of it.
Jason will be walking home with groceries when Red Robin lands dramatically in front of him.
Jason: “Unless you’re offering to carry my bags, move.”
RR: “Where were you an hour ago?”
Jason: “Buying milk???”
RR: “That’s what they all say.”
Jason: “I literally have the receipt???”
RR: “That proves nothing.”
Jason tweets that Red Robin fights like a girl. Next day, Spoiler, Oracle, Black Bat and Batwoman are waiting for him to have a little talk.
4. Red Hood & Tim Drake (Civilian): The World’s Most Deranged Thirst Posting (Tim is also the most frequently kidnapped man alive)
Tim has made it his life’s mission to objectify Red Hood online
“Red Hood could snap me in half like a glowstick, and I’d say thank you.”
“I would let Red Hood throw me off a building. No hesitation.”
“You guys don’t understand. He’s so big. His thighs are so thick I want them to crush me. He’s so–”
Tim will also randomly start talking shit on Red Hood from his burner account. He’d post something like “Red Hood’s helmet is actually pink, I tried it on his photos. If you take an eyedropper and read the colors, it’s actually closer to pinky-orange than it is to red.” RH naturally answers him by telling to stfu because he’s being picky, and Tim writes back that this is how eyedropper actually works.
Tim posts blurry, unflattering photos of Red Hood mid-fight.
“Caught in 4K looking stupid.”
Jason hates it. He keeps trying to smash Tim’s phone.
Tim also loves spreading misinformation on purpose.
“Red Hood listens to MCR. I have no proof, but I have no doubts.”
Red Hood will kidnap Tim in the middle of any event chosen by Tim. He just has to text Hood in advance. RH will keep him for a few hours and return him slightly bruised, hair messy, clothes disheveled. Poor Tim must have been tortured, since his eyes are glossy as if he was crying, his neck and shoulders are covered in bruises, and his face is awfully red.
When someone asks, he says that Red Hood is lame, and he could take him anytime (in a fight, right???)
EXTRA:
5. Tim Drake & Jason Todd when they’re alone: The Part That Matters
In private, Jason clings to Tim like a drowning man holding onto something solid. He buries his face in Tim’s throat, breathing in like he’s afraid of forgetting what he smells like. Tim doesn’t say anything, just cards his fingers through Jason’s hair, steady and slow, letting Jason take what he needs. He reads him a Jason’s books of choice sometimes.
Jason puts his head on Tim’s chest when they cuddle, sometimes even holds his wrist – fingers pressing against his pulse, reassuring himself: Here. Alive. Breathing.
There’s no bark. No fighting. No masks, no Red Hood, no Red Robin.
Just Jason and Tim. Just the things they don’t have to show to the world.
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I made some standees out of my jaytim zine piece and I am selling the extras I have. I only have 2 and I don't plan to remake them. If you want to adopt one of these, you can find them HERE
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For @itsameadumbass who asked for Jaytim with protective Timmers. Hope you like it! :)
Jason is already injured from last night’s patrol. That has to be the reason why he doesn’t see the blow coming. It shouldn’t have been an issue, these guys are typical street criminals, scrawny and barely trained and really, it’s an insult that someone managed to pull a knife on him.
He hisses as he feels the small blade sink into his side, cursing colorfully in a way that would definitely garner Alfred’s look of strong disapproval that always makes him feel like a kid again. And of course, the guy gets stupidly lucky, manages to find a weak spot in his suit, and he feels the tell-tale warmth of blood seeping across his skin and his gear. He lets out an irritated noise, turns and knocks the guy out with one punch.
“Hood!” A startled voice rings out nearby. Right, he’d a tagalong tonight. He glances up to see the worried face of Red Robin, who’s trying to look at him while simultaneously taking two guys out with a sweep of his bo staff. Tim Drake is stupidly small and lithe and really, he shouldn’t be a good fighter with that build. It’s pure training, determination and intelligence that got Tim to this point and Jason secretly admires him for it.
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First Day - Friday, February 14th 2020
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Batkids | Amnesia
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Fifth Day - Tuesday, February 18th 2020
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The sheer hilarity of anyone knowing Bruce Wayne personally.
Bruce at an event refusing to do interviews only for Lois and or Clark to stroll up like “not even for little old me?”. Que deep sigh
Wally tripping and scraping his knee only for billionaire Bruce Wayne to offer his hand. “You alright kid?” “yeah, B I’m fine”. Every one the side walk is like “??????”
Bruce exiting his car just for some redhead in a beanie across the street to start yelling at him. “Fuck you.”
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Im honored to have been the person you reblogged this from i feel like in some small way im blessed just for providing you with the post to make this addition thank you
Red Hood Timmy lost his arm (and his life) in the explosion, being resurrected by Ra’s Al Ghul, wears prosthetic arm, works as a sniper and using long rangerifle as his main weapon. His hair is mostly white with blacktip (because I want to draw Timmy with white hair. Bruce was so depressed after Tim’s death and he retired after Bane, Dami becomes Batman since then and Jason is his first Robin before Dick.
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