Van Is Tired

This is the most real MTG post of all time cause I'll give you one guess which of these two cards was an absolute menace in standard and had to be banned and which one hasn't seen any play since getting reprinted

like listen... 55+ years ago a bunch of actors had to use a mix of existing habits and wild imagination to come up with what they felt would be believable movements and muscle-memory for someone using completely unbelievable tech a few hundred years in the future. like tv had less than ten channels and the screen was a foot across, and they had to go "ok how would someone who's used to a tiny wireless gadget with a screen hold it and use it? how would they talk to a computer? how would the computer sound when she talked back?"

dragons

first. the album is basically about two people (lovers, maybe, wormwood and the patient) and and they r. not good for each other :( they r both aware of this yet one has so much love in their heart for someone they know is trying to hurt them they cant even bring themselves to get mad. get angry they cant because no amount of manipulation would ever come close to getting them to do all the bad things their partner wants them to. its. its amazing. "will you greet the daylight looming" no hatred, no madness of being betrayed and wishing harm upon them, just hope for them to get better.

"will you leave your shaded hollow?" IM WEAK.

and. and dear wormwood too?? the one time they have ever felt anger towards wormwood and its not even bad or wishing any harm on them. "i know who you are now, and i name you my enemy" is the harshest thing they will ever say to them.

exeunt. "so, my little dove, im afraid, i am leaving" when leaving the guy who manipulated, hurt, and gaslit them, they still remain kind.