Suksi

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

i hate when tumblr is like heyyyyyy 🥹🥹🥹do u wanna use tagsssss 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 like no fuck off what do u even want me to tag #baseball bat #sawed off shotgun #senseless violence

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

i do find the brief interlude between morrigan's 'just lock her in a room and make her hate herself' education and the 'ok i guess we'll put her with those freaks in the basement they might know what to do' education kinda funny, because it's implied they just...put her in goth classes? talking to dead people? sure! random prophecy class? yeah! witchcraft-familiar class? why not! they saw her dressing in all black all day every day and ran with it because where else do we put the eldritch being in a thirteen-year-old's body

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right