I wanna bf that has a life like those characters from fast & the furious and he come home n I bandage his knee and urge him to b careful out there bc I’m pregnant

Idk why I said this. I need an accountant

Fuckpig Will Remember That

Chicago guys are always like did you really just put ketchup on that hot dog instead of minced garlic, sesame seeds, relish, Polish sausage bits, coleslaw, frosting, pasta sauce, potato wedges, a quarter cup of chocolate chips, grilled sport peppers, celery salt, almond extract, mayo, lettuce, cheese, EXTRA ONION, a shot of malort, whole tomato, mustard, pickle spears, and a little hat from Portillo’s?

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

There is only chicago

finding out Anakin was 23 years old when he became Vader was so crazy to me. he should've been at the club

It’s my first rodeo and I’m so scared