Lemonade Enthusiast

i will never elaborate because i don’t even understand what i just said

People with childlike excitement, I hope you never lose your sparkle.

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak

this app is like a pacifier to me

I’d rather go broke than be considered a bad tipper

Happy Pride Month to all who celebrate. Here's hoping Trump dies soon.

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

Actually, yes, at some point as an adult iIt is your responsibility to learn about history and politics outside of what you were taught in traditional k-12 education

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

drag queen and environmental activist pattie gonia is being sued by clothing company patagonia for "trademark infringement" over using a name that predates both of them by 500 years.