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i’m trapped in your attic

listen im not intrested

its literally so fucking wild seeing people your age having kids on purpose now

The older I get the funnier this is.

For some reason, when biologists want to describe “the assemblage of morphological features shared among many members of a phylum-level group” we say bauplan. Which is German for “body plan.” But even if you don’t speak German you say “bauplan” anyway. So this is a very hilarious Social Media Discourse from someone who has forgotten that the word “bauplan” is an instant giveaway that you are actually a biologist and that makes it fantastic it’s like when robots try to pretend that they’re human but better

“what if a fox was made of spaghetti”

This scene represents every straight-gay interaction ever

They’re all of pigeons

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

Brooklyn 99 is the most Quality Sitcom ever :D