SuchlikeLoki

The lizards aren't running the world, no no that would be too obvious. The world is ACTUALLY run by 8 FOOT TALL SEA LIONS

call me marie curie the way i be brewing up radioactive shit for my OCs

it's not "we" as in "me and you". its "we" as in "WOOHOO YIPPEE WAHA WEEEEEEEEE"

nicknames are for friends only and Frederick Kreuger is NO friend of mine

just watched "all quiet on the western front" and oh boy that front sure was western and quiet

ENOUGH TALKING, YOU'VE FORCED MY HAND *activates my special move* 1...2...3...4 I DECLARE... A THUMB WARRRRRRR

Nothing beats the pure joy and whimsy of buying confetti. except for shitting on kevin. fuck you kevin. you know what you did.

i love sewing so much but you are NOT making me reap that shit

do you ever just stub your toe and have that brief nanosecond where you relive every experience positive and negative that you have ever had before the pain consumes you

patricking "it" and by "it" well lets just say my St

Finding a dead end in The Backrooms so I lowkey slam my head into the wall until it breaks and I sucked into the void

"Hey Vsauce! Michael there!" [turns around to see Vsauce Michael is now in my room]

Would you still love me if I was an eldritch horror beyond human comprehension >~<

For every antivaxxer there is I am going to inject myself with some random thing I made to balance it