When I was going through a bout of depression, my friend sent me this guy and I’d cheer up a little.

you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when i’m not moving he just sits there and either looks at me or sleeps. i went to take a shower and he fell asleep outside the bathroom door waiting for me. like go the fuck away. go away!! 

i have never read anything so ungrateful in my lifetime

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

free him

free him

free him

Fools….he is sealed for our protection

me today

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

I’m cackling

do you ever just randomly get in the mood to play the sims??? like i’m sitting here at work just minding my own business and my brain is just like “i wish we were playing the sims right now” and i’m like “damn brain… me too”

@subzero-chill

everyone talks about minding their business on tumblr and I reblog the posts and shit but I’m a fake. I’m the nosiest bitch on the planet I will beg for info I wanna know the full story with details

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