bag of weez

pringles

Hot cheetos

side-tummy sleeping with one leg curled up and the other straight out is top tier sleeping and you can't change my mind.

If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

this is the content I stick around for. you can't find shit like this on twitter.

Ive never solved a rubicks cube its fine. Im fine. Im happy and I will live a long and peaceful and prosperous life.

WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK FORBODING AND MALICIOUS

The misspelling adds a special layer of depth

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

Have u ever looked at someone and hope they stay in your life forever

oh looks its i hate myself o’clock

me: my wife just gave birth someone from melbourne: I’m from melbourne

*ships m/f couples but in an un-mistakably bisexual way*

i've seen this post a half a dozen times and every time it was replied to with a different picture of jessie and james