rock on

why don’t people claim to descend from the gods anymore? ignore one of your parents, claim a throne, become a hero. people are so boring nowadays.

when i was a kid i thought a ‘witch doctor’ was a witch who had been to medical school. i assumed she was well-respected by the community & all her patients called her Dr. Witch

I don’t understand Christians who look at the climate crisis and go “oh, well, God will save us if it gets bad, we don’t have to do anything about it” like he did very much make Noah build an entire gigantic boat by hand

queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

ya fuckin space slice

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

Extremely wholesome content.