Cut You Like A Knife

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

getting obsessed with a real life guy who sucks is the ultimate cure for all ails

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

this just in: hyper independent control freak gets off on the idea of being completely helpless and at someone's mercy

i need someone who needs me

does anyone know what we are supposed to want

Bitch “I’m” On 12 Ego Deaths