jesus knows

you know what, i know too much about america. social media is so american-centric i could probably tell you more about there than my home country. i would like to forget some information about america please. i would like for someone to say “I am from Oregon” and for me to reply “haha is that some kind of herb?”. please erase america from my knowledge. thank you

I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

i laughed so hard just now that i spit on myself oh mmy god

i hate when you miss the “falling asleep” window where you actually felt tired enough to fall alseep right on the spot but minutes later your brain is back to its normal noisy self and so you won’t be able to fall asleep for another few hours

i think it's crazy how men are feeling represented by joker

Literally the best post I’ve ever seen

@wolfthedragon

why were prezis ever a thing. who was like “i wish this powerpoint could give me motion sickness”