I was born in the right generation I love making 1-6 note posts and being annoying on tumblr

they should invent a way for me to bear it

you should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. what do you mean i have to do it again

blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately

practicing radical acceptance about the fact that I'm always gonna be weird and awkward and a little difficult to be around. it's okayyyy to be weird as hell

cold.. jealous of printer paper.. imagine getting slid through a machine and you come out all warm.. they don't even know how good they have it.

At least we have laying down

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

Do you knit or crochet? I think you would fit in well.

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

playing stupid games i can't wait to see what kind of prizes they have

YAYY

i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me