i'll do something incredible!

happy pride month id like to thank the universe for not making me straight

I thank the universe for making me ACE. I never had to sneak around my parents for boys/girls as a teenager. Adults thought I was an angel. :P

Wow it’s almost as if aces face no discrimination at all, whereas gay/trans people are murdered, beat up, and harassed for being gay/trans pretty much on a daily basis!

saw the chris hemsworth dick print and lemme tell ya….. thor’s packin that hammer

Ragnorock my world

wheres jake gyllenhaal

in our hearts

wish he was in my guts /:

u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes

not even Burt and all of his Bees could save me this time

not everyone you meet is meant to stay

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

People are reblogging this with a bunch of “so much for the tolerant left” bs not realizing that every note they give it pours more weewee on ol’ Ronnie Raygun’s shitty corpse.

Some people might think that dumping piss on Ronald Reagan’s grave is a bad thing. I urge those people to find a free market solution to their problem.

for $8000 a month i will stop the flow of piss onto ronald wilson reagan’s grave