50% idk 50% idc

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

we fucked up

i love watching TV shows that absolutely suck and being like "this would be so good if it was good"

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

in the rome straight up “stabbing it” and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. my caesar

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

WE HAVE GOT TO START LOVING THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE PRODUCT AGAIN

anyways id love to watch more shows but its extremely dangerous. what if i end up liking a character. that could be fatal