ā šš„ššš š š¬š§šš¢šš¢šš¬ šš”š¦š£šš„šš š£š„š¢š š£š§š¦ ! an assortment of less serious prompts.
ā i didnāt fall from olympus, i stumbled gracefully. ā
ā you pray, i manifest. ā
ā zeus could never handle my notifications. ā
ā i light candles just to feel dramatic, not divine. ā
ā do i look mortal to you? ā
ā apollo called. he wants his spotlight back. ā
ā i donāt need thunder to make an entrance. ā
ā poseidon texts in waves. literally. ā
ā my therapist says i have ātoo much god complexā. ā
ā athena told me to read more. i told her to chill. ā
ā iād smite you, but iām on break. ā
ā nectar? no, thatās just iced coffee. ā
ā i heard chaos is hiring again. ā
ā i only curse people in lowercase. itās aesthetic. ā
ā hermes ran off with my wi-fi again. ā
ā divinity looks better under bad lighting. ā
ā you canāt out-petty a goddess. ā
ā i flirt like a siren and disappear like hades. ā
ā this toga has pockets. your move, mortals. ā
ā artemis blocked me for calling her āmoon girlā. ā
ā i whisper prophecies but everyone just hears āØvibes⨠ā
ā being immortal is exhausting. the group chat never dies. ā
ā i turned my ex into a constellation. visibility matters. ā
ā aphrodite said āself-loveā, so i took it literally. ā
ā zeus has main character syndrome. ā
ā donāt tempt fate, sheās already texting me back. ā
ā i once cried so hard i made a river. aquarius behavior. ā
ā mortals invented taxes. thatās why we stopped helping. ā
ā ambrosia tastes like chaos and bad decisions. ā
ā i donāt hold grudges. i engrave them in marble. ā
ā oracle said ātouch grassā. rude. ā
ā i cursed a guy once. now heās a motivational speaker. ā
ā eternal life, but make it fashion. ā
ā medusa wasnāt wrong, just efficient. ā
ā i donāt need lightning. i am the flashback. ā
ā apollo keeps sending me poems. i keep leaving him on read. ā
ā itās not wrath if itās deserved. ā
ā i miss when offerings were wine, not vibes. ā
ā call me delphic, i give mixed signals. ā
ā i tried humility once. didnāt suit me. ā
ā chaos is my comfort zone. ā
ā i donāt answer prayers, i curate them. ā
ā you mortals gossip like the fates arenāt listening. ā
ā i forgave you centuries ago. still petty, though. ā
ā i turn heartbreak into mythology. ā
ā my altar has LED lights now. modernization. ā
ā i donāt need wings to ascend. just caffeine. ā
ā wine first, omens later. ā
ā call it divine intervention. i call it multitasking. ā
ā mortals fear death. i fear boredom. ā