The Lazy Genius

“You’re really comfortable, you know that?”

“Would you believe me if I said that your lap is softer than my pillow?”

“Don’t. Move.”

“You want to know an effective way to remove someone from your lap? Tickling.”

“I don’t care how comfy you are, I need to get up.”

“Is that a new shampoo I smell?”

“Move a little to the left, I’m falling off the couch.”

“It’s been scientifically proven that cuddling makes movies 100 times better. Well, maybe not proven, but we can give it a shot!”

“It’s me or the dog/cat.”

“Hey! You’re not asleep, are you?”

“This blanket is getting too hot…”

“Your foot is in my face!”

“Please. Let’s just stay like this for as long as we can.”

“I never want to move.”

“You’re squeezing me a little too tight!”

“You just have to accept the fact: If you want to watch a horror movie, cuddling after is required.”

“This is going to make getting out of bed tomorrow even more difficult.”

“I’m sorry, but I have to move.”

“Nooooo! Where are you going?”

“You can’t just get up!”

“Come on, there’s an open spot right next to me.”

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