Stutterbug

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours

……… fuck.

me, writing, throwing commas around like i’ve just won the lottery and i’m exulting in my winnings, needlessly, passionately, with no thought to the consequences,

You know I’m not sure cats actually understand cats either

the little claw marks on the ice omg

me chasing my dreams

Me, banging together pots and pans in a field at 3am: wOW IT SURE WOULD SUCK IF SOME ALIENS CAME TO ABDUCT ME RIGHT NOW-

thank god Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton came together to make a PSA about the dangers of fake news

I lost a $2 box of pens and it’s caused me more anxiety than all my late bills

i was fine when i nearly failed math but when i lost a sheet of paper i legitimately had a full blown panic attack whsjdjsk

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again