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1. be quite large

2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river

3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans

4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash just for fun

5. show off them scutes!

Let it be KNOWN, no mere PINK would be a Homosexual!

Quite to the contrary! The Subgenuis, through her various acts of fuckery and obscenity is our strongest soldier against the Conspiracy!

For once we have seen ascension in the Pleasure Saucers, we will find our minds awash in wierd orgies and unparalleled bliss, irrespective of who we like to bugger, recive, and trib down here on earth.. buf those who make a buck off of pride are quite simply, AMERICAN HEROS! As my husband Bob says,

They may be pink, but their money's Green!

So happy pride month to all of those Homosexuals, Transsexuals, Bisexuals, and Othersexuals of our church! And if you aren't in the church, but have read this private and sensitive church document, only YOU can remedy this, but sending $50 to

The Church of the SubGenius

P.O. Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

Two Turntables and a Microphone

Happy Memorial Day Weekend…Stay Safe! - midcenturymodernfreak

These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years.

According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies.