#subgenuis

Let it be KNOWN, no mere PINK would be a Homosexual!

Quite to the contrary! The Subgenuis, through her various acts of fuckery and obscenity is our strongest soldier against the Conspiracy!

For once we have seen ascension in the Pleasure Saucers, we will find our minds awash in wierd orgies and unparalleled bliss, irrespective of who we like to bugger, recive, and trib down here on earth.. buf those who make a buck off of pride are quite simply, AMERICAN HEROS! As my husband Bob says,

They may be pink, but their money's Green!

So happy pride month to all of those Homosexuals, Transsexuals, Bisexuals, and Othersexuals of our church! And if you aren't in the church, but have read this private and sensitive church document, only YOU can remedy this, but sending $50 to

The Church of the SubGenius

P.O. Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214

QUIT YOUR JOB!!!

SLACK OFF!!!

It is July 5th, and possibly the year 1998. Which, according to Bob, is the date that the

PLEASURE SAUCERS

Descend onto the earth and deliver DESTRUCTION and BLIGHT to those who have not paid their dues and received SLACK from J.R "Bobb" Dobbs.

10 posts!

Bob, look!!! I got to 10 posts

My husband, HUMBLE and PROUD servant of JHVA-1, the honorable, hornyable, J.R "Bobb" Dobbs', for as a scripture says,

"Suffer not, those who mellow thy vibe and impead they profit"

It is known!

The Church of the Subgenuis, in conjunction with the Saucer People, bring a new age unto those who pay their church dues, a welcoming path to Planet X where all those green-blooded PATRIOTS, who will sell out any nation for a buck, who will make money fist over hand, can dwell eternally. Or TRIPLE your money back!

Yes, you heard that right.

Eternal Salvation or TRIPLE your Money back!!!

www.subgenuis.com