BARK BARK BARK GRR KILL BITE

imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those

cinephile cats be like follow me on litterboxd

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

beer tastes so good when u don't have a bitch in your ear telling you it tastes like [bitter thing]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now