All my cries are for Bucky Barnes

cats are weird things sometimes. but she's still precious

Meanwhile, Greg-the-Henchman, showing off this hot match he just made and his buddy Jake-the-Henchman, who is more up to date on the briefings, just “...Is that the winter soldier.’

Greg Theotherhenchman: Aw dang it, I'm being catfished?

Jake: Do a reverse google image search

Greg: ...I'm not finding it

Jake: Wait

Greg: Wait.

Jake: Is that his actual profile?!

Greg: holy shit, I got swiped on by the Actual Winter Soldier!?! The man hangs out with Captain America and he swiped on me!?!

Jake: He sure did, buddy! Congratulations.

Greg: Wow. The Winter Soldier

Jake: Yeah.

Greg: Crazy.

Jake: Yup. Hey, ask him if Sam Wilson is single for me.

Greg: I'll do it right now. Hes only 20 feet away--

Jake:

Greg:

Bonus:

HOW TO MAKE CAPTAIN AMERICA COMICS First, roll Steve Rogers in story… HOLY SHIT, there’s HYDRA in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

star-crossed

Stucky Little Mermaid AU (because reasons)

BONUS

Endless Summer for MerMay!

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