Merc With A Mouth

New York trouble.

"Not a chance. Besides, Spider and I have already done— Never mind. The only punishment you’re going to get from me isn’t the kind that’s going to turn you on. I hope.”

❝— Yeah, yeah. I'm sure you're a real Frank Castle.❞

  ❝— Can you say conceited? If you think I’m going to fawn over you and your… tight buns, and that, bouncy, ever so ample bosom and that subtle curvaceous frame, then you don’t know how wrong you are.❞

"Wade, Wade, Wade. I’d ask you to repeat everything you just said, but I’m afraid the whole ‘Pinnochio’ thing you’ve got going on down below would only get worse. I don’t think your costume could take it."

Heroes For Hire #11

❝— %#$@ that, should have saved yourself the trip, Puss in Boots. Don’t let the hit your mangy ass on the way out.❞

     ”Yer loss, bub. Guess I’ll hafta tell th’ Big Man yah ain’t interested. Maybe he’ll find another partner fer that Copycat skirt.      ”I wouldn’t mind m’self but her bein’ yer ex an’ all, I figured I’d run it by yah first.”

IMPOSTER!❞

"Why didn’t I see that one coming—I am NOT going through this twice!"

"…I was about to say “can I help you” but at this point I don’t think there’s a medical professional in the world who’s qualified to do so."

NOOOOOOOOOOO!❞

"Oh come on! Deadpool Kills Deadpool ended like seven issues ago! I’m supposed to be like the Highlander of Deadpool! There can only be one or something like that!"

IMPOSTER!❞

From: X-Men (2010) #26

❝— Depends, you planning to unwrap me? You don’t have to worry about any coal too, though you might just find something equally as hard.❞

"Sounds like I been a good girl this year. — But I can’t trade you in for somethin’ more useful, can I?”

                      [ She could feel the headache coming already. ] "—No, Wade."         [ Whatever it was-, the answer was to be no. ]

❝— Logan? What in the name of the ever lovin' blue eyed thing happened to you?❞

"I can almost hear you drooling under the mask, Deadpool.”

❝— Can you say conceited? If you think I'm going to fawn over you and your... tight buns, and that, bouncy, ever so ample bosom and that subtle curvaceous frame, then you don't know how wrong you are.❞

     ”So how’s ‘bout it, Wilson? Bein’ able t’ have yer pretty li’l face back again? I’unno ‘bout yah, but that sounds like a good deal t’ me. Real good deal.”

❝— %#$@ that, should have saved yourself the trip, Puss in Boots. Don't let the hit your mangy ass on the way out.❞

Heroes For Hire #10

"Extreme Knocking" Deadpool Style by Declan Shalvey