Just Personal Thoughts 💖

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

Mom #1: “Oh, I don’t know, sweetie. Ask your mom.”

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s?”

Mom #2: “I don’t know, have you asked your mom already?”

Kid praying: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!

(On the day we met)

6yo: My name Kendrick but you can call me KJ cause my friends call me KJ and you my friend now.

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KJ: I’ll walk your dogs for 5$!

Me: Imma think about it, okay?

KJ: Ok ok, 3$!! But that’s the lowest imma go. What a deal right?!?!

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9yo: You know my Mama’s got a boyfriend.

Me: That’s nice!

9yo: My grandmama don’t like him cause he ain’t got a job.

Me: Oh.

9yo: Do you got a job?

Me: Yeah.

9yo: *screaming across the yard* GRANDMAMA!! THIS GIRL GOT A JOB!

(I might be her new stepmom, y’all. Idk)

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12 yo: You ain’t got a man?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: You got a woman?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: It’s just you and these dogs?

Me: Yep.

12 yo: Girllllll! You living the life!

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9yo: *banging on my back door* HEY!! Open the door!!

Me: *opening the door, freaking out* OMG! WHATS WRONG!

9yo: Nothing. You got a popsicle?

Me: Ummmm...no.

9yo: You want one?

Me:???

9yo: *pulls a popsicle from behind her back* I think you need this.

Me: Thank you.

9yo: Alright. Imma see you tomorrow. Bye!!

One Shot Summary: Overlooked in the Cold Case Unit, Ed Nygma is the only person who believes in you but when a series of cases done by ‘The Riddler’ start to call you out, suddenly the whole GCPD notices you.

Pairing: Edward Nygma x Female Reader

Warnings: Angst

(Possible proof reading errors)

For @dancer913

Word Count 5,129 (this got lengthy)

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“Did you know? To overdose on coffee you’d need to drink one hundred cups in one sitting?” Ed’s face appeared from over the top of your cubicle in the Cold Case Unit, smiling at you.

“Well I think I’m near ninety at this point,” you laugh, leaning back in the chair and draining the last of your cup.

“Rough one, huh?” his eyebrows shoot up and back down. “What’s bothering you today?”

fucks sake

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.  Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

did… did she really say that? iconic