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‘I am a metaphor,’ is a metaphor because I’m not really a metaphor but in saying that, I am a metaphor.

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thecommonchick

OMG 😂

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Here Are Some People Who Are Very Confused About What “No Makeup” Looks Like

socialnetworkhell

Woman: wearing foundation, powder, blush, bronzer, highlight, false lashes, mascara, nude lipstick, brow powder eyeshadow

Man: she doesn’t have red lipstick on so that means no makeup

periegesisvoid-deactivated

like 3 of them are wearing very visible winged eyeliner i’m screaming

thecommonchick

tastefullyoffensive

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When men say, “I only fuck girls with tight pussies.”

Do you know what a tight pussy is?

An un-aroused pussy.

Your sex game weak.

Bye.

truthseekingassbitch

I’m glad this sentiment is gaining traction. Spread this shit like wildfire.

shadowofafeeling

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

shadowofafeeling

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

thursday

listenuppnow

Get your tickets before they are all gone!

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atx-nerd-mom

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

andromedafalls

Fucking right

cosmicrystalwitch

Who tf uses a Walmart bag for a 3 day vacation honestly

bellarke

Because I’m overcome in this war of hearts.

bonersniper

I’m dying.

angardasiochana

i guess we know who caught the corpse

jaoxn

thecommonchick

When you get caught lookin at your crush

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