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Why can’t I stop watching this

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

He l p m e

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

Not to hijack, but all offerings in natural spaces should be planned to be safe for the environment it’s going into. This is why I’m partial to offerings of water or other consumable fluids–if it’s safe to go in my belly, it’s probably safe to pour over some plants. 

Yes. Stop telling people to bury things in jars, particularly . Bury things in (unbleached) paper towels, or the insides of bell peppers. And don’t bury things that won’t degrade. There are so many ways to do witchcraft that doesn’t involve burying things that won’t decompose!! If you can, opt to recycle the item, or better yet, just change out all your spell ingredients for stuff that is eco-friendly and able to rot if buried. Srsly.

THANK YOU!

to add: making bowls or balls of ice to bury or to be carried awayby the sea. Use unbleached paper towels or banana peels(if it’s safe) to write your spell on, etc. There are many safe ways to do magic without littering.

You can also use cabbage leaves and cotton kitchen string in place of a jar, or write your spell on a piece of un-coated (like not metallic, etc.) paper and fold it into an origami creature because the paper will degrade

Eco friendly witchery tips. :)

*GESTICULATES LOUDLY AT THIS ENTIRE POST*

Always reblog eco friendly witch tips and tricks

never not reblog

Libraries are free, mostly. Pretty much everything millennials are “killing” costs money.

Plus, unlike half the stuff we’re killing, libraries actually have a practical use

we out here

Not to be *that* millennial, but as a librarian I’d just like to say that the greatest thing you can do to support your local library is to understand how they are funded and to support their funding with your vote. Libraries can do a lot all on their own but quite often they cannot legally “toot their own horn” so-to-speak when it comes to advocating for sustaining or increasing funding, getting levies or bond issues passed, etc.  Libraries need you to love them not just with your checkouts and attendance at programs.

We can do that too.

build libraries on dead golf courses.

We Are Dewey’s Army X3

Now THIS is art.

Have I reblogged this before. I don’t care, How absolutely amazing this is. 

IT JUST GOT BETTER

That’s weird because my girlfriend is an astronaut! Shes out of this world..

I hope I didn’t make a mistake. Maybe I should Apollo-gize.

Im trying to organise a party for her when she is in space, I just need to planet

Whatever you do, don’t have it on the moon. The food is great but there’s no atmosphere.

She likes to dance so I am going to put on some Neptunes

Meteor-right idea. But you’re not giving this situation enough gravity.

I am believe me I need to find a good place to park when I am there hopefully near a parking meteor

You loon-are you kidding me? You Jupi-turn your keys over to a valet! Otherwise you won’t rocket on the date..

Dont worry about that she is a huge fan of Marvel so to surprise her I have bought her a few comet books to read. I heard that in space they are hard to put down..

Do you want to fly home Han style? Solo. What if she’s already read them? Are you worried that will hit a Thor spot? I mean I guess you just Peter Parked your car where ever you felt like. Hopefully, she won’t think you’re Stark raving mad.

I am loki impressed with your thinking. But with the Banner I have made for her birthday she is bound to think its Groot! One thing though I want us to drink thor her birthday but I just don’t want us to get too hammered..

That’s quite a Gambit. You best S.H.I.E.L.D. yourself from embarrassment. Or just do it like Spider-Man dates and meet up over the web.

I am nothing like Spider-man when it comes to dating! He is only in it to shoot white sticky stuff everywhere. Personally I am a bit like a noun, possessive

See I’m more like a verb, I take action! In conjunction, if you don’t then your relationship might become a simile because it will be LIKE my relationship with your former girlfriend but not AS good.

You had a relationship with my former girlfriend? You are like my two favourite African animals! A lion cheetah!

Aw c’mon! I was just kitten around! Why not be like my favorite African animal, the hyena and laugh it off!

Lets be honest you are just irrelephant! If you want a fight about this lets flamin-go! 

That’s the seal-yist thing I’ve ever heard! This pun-off is just getting Hawk-ward. Do you want to call it a draw before we end up slugging it out? I really don’t want this to become un-bear-able, cuz that’d be grizzly.

Owl be honest I need to go to sleep, this pun-off has been pheasant it’s a Parrot we both did well. I agree on calling it a draw