zora!!

felt the sun on my face +100000000hp

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

men don’t wear long sleeve shirts under graphic tees anymore and i think that’s why the economy is in shambles

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

I wish I spoke Spanish, this probably says something really beautiful

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

it's rotten work but decay is an essential part of the cycle of death and rebirth

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

Get High And Notice Basslines

doctor this patient needs a hug and 3 *checks notes*tacos de barbacoa? *i awake from my coma to scribble on the note and one jarrito any flavor*

Actually, the "F" on my passport is for faggot, not female.