"Stick that up Logan's pipe and smoke it!"

They only showed two hunts, and said one in three is successful. So he's probably on par. That said, 1 in 3 is pretty good numbers for a lot of predators. Hunting is really hard it turns out.

Leave him alooooone his legs are too short and his paws are cold😭

#i know i've reblogged this before#but i forget the punchline#and it floored me again

the end of this hit me like a truck

My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

I don't think I'll ever recover from this one

i think its funny how facial scars are seen as like a major character plot point where they reveal that someone tried to kill their dad or something when i know a ton of ppl (including myself) who have facial scars bc they rlly arent uncommon and all of them are like. from tripping and falling as a toddler

i could use this post as an oppritunity to talk about how scarring is a natural and human thing and everyone has scars, and larger scars as well as facial ones and burn scars should’nt only exist in media as a storytelling device but im also gonna just say that your oc is still hot as hell if he has a massive slash going through his eye i just think it would be funnier if he got it from falling down the stairs and then picking the scab too many times

Everybody tag your Dramatic Backstory Scars. My most notable ones are from cat scratches and falling off a skateboard.

There was a point in my childhood when I knew more people with scars across one eyebrow from running into a table when they were three than without one.

@baddywronglegs please tell us about the Morris dancing injury.

hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg

i looooove characters who are sacrificial lamb coded. characters who have never lived for themselves. characters born to be a tool, a weapon, a sacrifice, all of the above. a character raised by the heroes to save the world, at any expense, even their own health, even their own life. a character raised by the villains to end the world, at any expense, even their own health, even their own life. characters who are denied personhood so they can be used as tools instead. characters who never even had a chance to be people because they were shaped into something else from the moment they were born. characters who were born to die.

id say im like the worlds biggest hater of shipping. but im not i literally like shipping. im the hannibal lecter of shipping. if you bring me cheap wine im going to fold my hands quietly and then killing you and putting you in my stew. youre going to my mind dungeon

if you say youre writing an explorative character piece on my favorite bitches and you give me shaved down tropey hollow reductions of them youre going in the stew

Ryoko Kui draws fat people with tenderness, honesty, and dignity in a way I've never seen before from other manga and anime. She's not afraid to draw people like me the way I look with the same care and respect she does all her characters.

The real question: What poor motherfucker's gonna get dragged through spacetime and become a new fandom obsession with their haunted eyes and aura of tragedy this time

the inherent romance of offering to show someone smthng for the first time, offering to do smthng with them for the first time. like maybe you've seen a movie or been to a diner, but the person u love hasn't so u get the joy of sharing with them what u kno will be good