carpe noctem

this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

I judge how good a book is based on how disoriented I am with my physical surroundings after closing it.

remember being 8 and world records were the most important thing in the whole wide world

How are we getting a new Taylor album this week what

ghost files proves that shane and ryan are the ultimate paranormal investigators because their show asks a very important question: what if mulder and scully were both stupid

love rejecting phone calls, no u may not speak to me <3

girlie you can't give up you don't have the mansion with a secret library yet