caiklyyn

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

Cop shows are cringe and they're NOT the same as detective shows and people should stop conflating them. I didn't come here to watch half an hour of police propaganda, I just wanna see an eccentric little weirdo use logic to solve a fun riddle and then he gathers all the suspects in a room and explains his thinking as he accuses the culprit

Before you continue scrolling, go back and find the other four cows.

voice of a straight man who thinks Potato is the name of a wild forest beast