Your Average Choir Practice
“Stagger breathe! Stagger breathe! Stagger breathe!”
“You can’t breathe there!”
“You can make eight measures without breathing!”
“Now, WITHOUT the sopranos”
“Why don’t you have a pencil?”
“Did you take a breath???”
“You can sing with a sore throat! You shouldn’t be singing from your throat anyway!”
"I can’t hear the altos!”
“I can’t hear the tenors!”
“The sopranos can be a bit softer!”
“Why do you keep taking a breath there?”
“I’m going to call this concert off if you don’t get it together!”
“A little less vibrato from the sopranos!”
*claps rhythm loudly and purposefully*
“You can’t eat during choir practice!!!”
“Why isn’t your music in order?”
“PROJECT! PROJECT! PROJECT!”
“From the top, but this time I won’t interrupt you!”
“From the top, but this time I PROMISE I won’t interrupt you!”
“Did you write in your music that you can’t take a breath there?"
"No, I don’t have another copy of the music!”
“How did you lose your music already?”
“You’re not on Broadway! Don’t sing like you are!”
“More feeling! Pay attention to the words you’re singing!”
“You can’t write in your music with pen!!!”
“Why do you keep breathing? You don’t need to breathe in order to sing! What’s wrong with you?”
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