Screaming From The Void For Sexy Reasons

all i do is drink iced coffee and hit the curb

you poor thing (derogatory) (sexual)

oh you're touch starved? here eat up *fucking punches you*

Anyway stormbringer proves that if Dazai were to fall off a building Chuuya could save him. In sb he shoots forward towards Dazai using his ability and uses the lingering ability before it gets fully nullified by Dazai and the momentum to get him away from the impact area of the guivre's blast. Considering how smart and calculated Chuuya is with his ability he could very well rescue both himself and Dazai from plummeting to their death in the case of Dazai falling from a building.

15 Dazai and Chuuya coming back from a mission in the rain and Dazai stealing Chuuya's jacket and putting it over his head, so Chuuya just steals his coat and puts it over his head and now the taller one has this tiny jacket on his head and the shorter one has this long coat on his head and they don't realize they could've used their own clothes until Hirotsu asks them why they didn't

I've said it before and I'll say it again. A bsd character getting stabbed is like the least concerning thing that could happen to them