i was crazy back then (8 minutes ago)

does anyone know if we have tomorrow tomorrow

ohhh my fucking god AND tomorrow. it really does creep in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time—

whatever.

i dont caaaaaare

google search how to make someone explode

“barely did it” still counts

beautiful women named magenta cartridge low are trying to contact me on my printer

the best thing a character can be is passively suicidal and the second best thing a character can be is actively suicidal

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

i'm having a bad day. someone is going to die today (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) and it's not going to be me. (gets scared someone will report me to the police) people around the world die of natural causes every day. (remembers i want people to think i'm smart) and i know who it's going to be (remembers i want to retain an air of mystery) but i'm not telling.

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.