it's ART

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

"Well you wouldn't find this fantasy so enthralling if it were REAL and happened to YOU" Okay, yeah, no, but you see it's not real and it's not happening to me.

I'd probably find it pretty traumatic if stormtroopers murdered my aunt and uncle, but no one seems to object to Star Wars on those grounds.

music lovers be like “you GOTTA listen to this” and make you hear music

It is interesting to see the hoops people will go through to define privilege as something that the person they punished has but they do not. I dunno, you had enough power over them to enact a punishment!

“Why are you watching it again? You already know what happens.” Because The Character is in there, bro. THE CHARACTER

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?