shit-posting 24/7

be the wizard you wish to see airbrushed on the side of van

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

Your dad is so powerful

He is so so correct

Reminder that you're actually interesting. Your hobbies are interesting, your interests are interesting, you are important and loveable and people appreciate you. You're just a loveable, interesting person.

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

hitting the gym with my cuttlefishgirl buddy and she keeps saying "hey can you spot me?" and then when i turn to look she's camouflaged herself against the equipment again. like okay it was funny the first time but come on.

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me