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Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

hayleyolivia

So good. It deserved a some art.

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veilblight

"Boycott Sony" are y'all okay?? Who do you think made into the Spider-Verse??? Which is literally the best Spiderman film ever? Who do you think gave you Venom?? I have to laugh

artwh0r3

More importantly which company has a chokehold on the entertainment industry and which company just wants a fair cut of the funds/profits to keep making said good movies? Don’t let Disney make Sony out to be a villain when they’re not.

mintsyrup-deactivated20191203

ok why does this look better than marvel movies with $100m budgets

manuvers-deactivated20190209

Of course black people are here to save tiktok

clayinla

I’m not even playin this is THE first tiktok that has actually made me laugh

bimmyneutron

THE ACTING

dirtypolygonconfessions

#video

tentadog-deactivated20220704

ok all drama involving jk rowling and nagini being a fuckin person and shit aside

yall know milking snakes is not. milking their fucking snake titties. right

you guys know snakes don’t have tiddies… . . right

YALL

YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT? YOU KNOW MILKING A SNAKE MEANS TO EXTRACT THEIR VENOM

RIGHT?

aftselakhis-shaladin

I thought about venom extraction when I was reading the book ad a child too, but unfortunately there exists a planned illustration that shows babyfied Voldemort sucking on a snake tit.

fangasmagorical

THERE’S AN ILLUSTRATION OF W H A T

aftselakhis-shaladin

I found it on internet some time ago. It was supposted to go with illustrated version of Goblet of Fire.

fangasmagorical

This is the worst fucking image I have ever seen in my entire life please kill me (NSFW for snake titties)

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cryptomaster-leviathan-deactiva

y’know, i never really took that phrase “ every day we drift further from god’s light “ seriously. But guess what, today is the day that i start doing that.

because i’m sure god is looking down at us full of shame

peeniss-everlark-forever

#people are fucking stupid #what in the holy fuck

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woscomic

Cassian and Nesta <3

#acotar #guess who fell back in love with this series~#me~~~#this is so pretty

nightfurmoon

I’M SORRY I WAS BUSY CRYING MY EYES OUT BUT HERE YOU GO DFSGJKRGDSGSD

hayamika-deactivated20240815

IM SCREAM

#villainous #video

manticoreimaginary

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

luckydreaming

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

onceuponakhaleesi

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

usedtobehmc

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

coffeeandcursewords

This post is immaculate

mobians-and-chaos-blog

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

combthecombel

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

verityglasses

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

fairytail-angel

This is one of my favourite things to look at

strampunch

holy shit this stuff is back

livia-jones

The Gravity Falls one though

nightowlhowell

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

artfulhobbes

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

clolymoly-deactivated20190507

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

cm8x-insanity

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

roses-in-fire

Never not reblog

ryrobsessed

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

cate-geo

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

bittythemagpiedragon-blog

JDNXHSBSBF

hotshotriot

I T ‘ S B A C K

99-cent-arizona-tea

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

teeble-spoon

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

fandombandomrandom42

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

saucy-majora-deactivated2021062

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

knowledgemimic

Should…… should I…….

breathingcolorsblog

DO IT!

knowledgemimic

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

kknamed-deactivated20180506

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

#meme #funny #long post

musingsofahistorymajor

https://twitter.com/northumbriana/status/846454474654781442

little-scribblers-heart

There’s this feeling I sometimes get watching humans do the cool things that humans have been doing for thousands of years. It makes my chest expand and my heart thud and I love it. I love this.

#video

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ferretfyre

This might honestly be one of the stupidest things I’ve ever made and yet I feel so proud of it.

#video

brainbowunicorn

A good snek

#video #snakes

canigetuhhhhsomenerdyshit

Also there’s THIS

#video #deadpool #i love this so much guys

spector

cable: im proud to identify as morosexual. i'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.

deadpool: hey what's the spanish word for chimichanga

cable, already taking off his clothes: wade youre so fucking stupid

#help #ive fallen into this pair and wont get up #deadpool

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fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

#funny #video

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moami

if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.

torrythetorry

boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much

moami

this is a piece of creative writing, in case you couldn’t tell from the fact that real bones don’t usually go hey lil’ mama lemme whisper bony secrets in your ear or warn you of the incoming tides like a calcified weather frog.

prettypositivity

friendly reminder: cliche as it is, healing takes time. things will be very different in a year, five years, ten years from now. keep going

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