Fruit Punch

Am I crazy? Quite possibly but so are the devs that presented this information to me.

My proof, you may be asking?

Why, these little bastards right here:

THE BEANS

But Carb, I hear you cry. What does this have to do with the lalafell? Aren’t they from Final Fantasy XIV?

Yes, and they are currently doing a collab with Fall Guys. The beans are in FFXIV now, too

Now, here is a picture of a bean with a lalafell:

Clearly, the lalafell are finally taller than something and that’s an accomplishment as they are only 2 fulms 10 ilms to 3 fulms tall according to the wiki. Until now, I assumed a fulm was equal to a foot. That is what we were told.

But then, I saw this:

This is OFFICIAL art from the Fall Guys devs. Abject horror aside, we see next to it, yup, an adult human for scale.

Now, the average adult amab human is about 5 ft 9 in, so that’s how tall the beans are.

And the lalafell are taller than that.

Not much taller, mind you. They’re at least 6ft. Which means 1 fulm is about 2.5-3 feet.

So basically if we were isekai’d into FFXIV lalafell would be taller than the average human. And male au ra could be over 15ft tall.

Am I crazy? Yes. Is there evidence to dispute my claim? Yeah probably, and I’m embarrassing myself.

Cherri: rock opera that took to the multiverse, became an epic space opera.

Myrtille: little traumatized au ra learns different meanings to different types of love.

Strawberry based lesbian moodboard~ ^^ For an anon!! Hope you like the look~

Cherri - the music that guides her

Myrtille - the ones closest to her

Cherri - Dang it.

Myrtille - F*ck!

Cherri - Optimistic. Her vibe is on par with Spike Spiegel. "Whatever happens, happens." She does look for the best in people. She believes everyone is inherently good, even if they do bad things.

Myrtille - Pessimistic. It could be attributed to her being a teenager. Or it could be the traumatic backstory. Or a mixture of both/a bunch of factors.