2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

coffee maker mmmm

Excellent point.

shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and go and it just kinda leaves em feeling vaguely isolated even though they might have plenty of regular friends

This is both entertaining and really important.

Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.

Deadpool is canonically riddled with cancer this is actually such an appropriate campaign

Date a boy who hides his face during the scary parts in movies

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

ugh i am such a slut for brown curly hair boys who have beautiful souls