i feel this in my soul

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

Posts that changed the timeline

me looking in the mirror: idk who this bitch is but I’ll do her makeup I guess

Can we have a day without like.....information

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

It is funny that Hitlers last moments of life were pure misery and terror before he blew his own brains out, it is funny that Luis Carrero Blanco was blown up by a bomb so powerful it sent his car flying over a 3 story building, it is funny that Ronald Reagan got shot and that his wound led to health complications that plagued him for the rest of his vile life, it is funny that Margaret Thatcher lived in constant fear of assassination by the IRA, it is funny that Mussolini ended life looking like a prized ham in the deli section, and it is funny that Trump might die from covid.

The fact that makeup is considered to be “mature” and “sexulized” implies that being a clown or mime is the sluttiest job out there

Even though they have no correlation whatsoever 7x7=49 and Thursday feel the exact same.

Fucking synesthesia or what?

ah yes iced coffee, the most important meal of the day

you have no idea