strawbs

i feel like, perchance, charles has attachment issues with ferrari. like a toxic partner that keeps-guilt tripping him into staying. hey buddy, it’s okay to leave. it might actually end up being good for you

joao fonseca i’ve grown quite maternal towards you

alright coco dropping is my final straw. what is wrong with this year’s rg and why is every result tailored to cause me the most mental distress? it’s like there’s a little guy choosing each outcome and laughing to himself bc he knows i’m out there losing my mind and probably crying. i have a totally normal relationship with sports btw

hey um i’m pretty fucking sure that was goaltender interference !! not that i’m an expert but stankoven fully shoved himself into doby

“we’re getting our backs blown out by these penalties, so there’s only one explanation… i’m going to beat the fuck out of the other team and get more penalties!! that will certainly fix all of our problems!!” said the stupid idiot penalty team with stupid idiots that get penalties on it

hey guys we can NOT have another terrible hockey game birthday situation with darling jd75 like what happened to international sweetheart ws2. spread the word. i don’t know how we’re going to fix this but we have to and we have to FAST

doby… doby no 😔 please shake it off we need you rn