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Lady Dis going about her business in the blue mountains with her baby boys snoozing away strapped to her front and back in baby wraps

let me tell you, I got a ‘kisses your forehead’ kudos and it absolutely made my day

HOW is it possible that I am seeing this for the first time? Now safely installed in my tumblr short cuts folder. I am SO bad at coding that this is a real life saver.

@justleaveacommentfest for all of ours commenting needs!

Dwarves prefer massive, heavy iron cutlery that feels like a blacksmith's tool in a Hobbit's small hands. Bilbo constantly struggles during formal dinners, almost dropping his soup spoon out of sheer exhaustion. Noticing this, Thorin orders the royal silversmiths to craft a special set of lightweight, beautifully balanced cutlery for Bilbo. The handle of the main spoon is shaped like a twisting beanstalk, and the silver is thinned down to perfect hobbit-proportions. When Bilbo blushes and thanks him, Thorin grunts that he "simply didn't want the royal tablecloths stained with spilled soup anymore"

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

D’ailleurs j’observe vraiment ce que j’appelle « l’effet Sheshounet » où il suffit que le type fasse une vidéo assassine sur un jeu pour qu’une grande partie de l’internet francophone assimile l’idée que le jeu est mauvais, sans même y avoir joué ou pire, sans même avoir eu envie d’y jouer avant de voir la vidéo en question, c’est d’un ridicule