Urianger really is one of the Characters Of All Time huh. He speaks in Shakespeare Bullshit because he wants to. He is a master of espionage. He actually likes archon loaf. He had a gf who was ripped as hell and could pick him up like a stuffed toy. He’s like the only member of the main cast with facial hair and he also wears a dress. He tricks faeries into doing housework. He is canonically good with kids. He has an insta-death spell. He is a healer.

do u think omegaverse acknowledges covid-19 and the generation of people who permanently lost their sense of smell like how are they all scenting each other now is the omegaverse economy in shambles

“im funny because of my trauma!” ok well im funny because of prolonged exposure to radioactive substances

Weevils are literally the funniest looking creatures on the planet, they are just SO shaped, all of them.

“Please oh please open up your computer to a porn virus! If you don’t you’re evil!”

Freeloader Comin’ through!

Not to mention that the idea that avoiding ads is “freeloading” is hilariously backward. Advertisement is a transaction between the platform and the advertiser, the user has no obligation to provide the views/clicks the platform has promised. Using an adblocker isn’t freeloading in the same way that leaving the room to get a snack during a commercial break isn’t cheating the tv network.

Reblogging to save my life

saving a life

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can you do me a solly? (short for solid)

yeah dude I'll do you a solidamious (long for solid)