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When going vegetarian, you are literally quitting cold turkey.

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10 minutes around a 3 year old has reminded me of why I hate children.

#no grandkids anytime soon #I don't think so #noisy #annoying

just-shower-thoughts

They call it a Beaver (vagina) because it eats Wood (penis)

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If that were true then the wood wouldn’t keep coming back for more.

My mom JUST noticed her iphones control center and is like OMG I have a flashlight!?

#technology #ios9

My mom just admitted that when my dad bought a NES years ago that she was addicted to Super Mario Bros but then she had kids and stopped playing. That’s sad.

#30 years #my mom is awesome #i ruined everything

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My cat is more particular about what side of the bed (the right) she must sleep in than I am.

#bedtime #now i'm going to bed

Even with all the new video games out there I’ve still spent the last few days playing Golden Sun and am now playing Mega Man Battle Network.

#gba #nintendo #oh the feels

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Dammit, Carl!

My favorite pastime is watching people self destruct online

#don't post that #when in doubt do not post #social media is evil

It’s amusing when people delete fb posts that have caused big long comment sections because they said stupid stuff and it’s like deleting it is literally the worst thing you can do

#that was stupid #let's rant #facebook

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My Cat’s Schedule

6:30: Get up and meow until someone gives her wet food

6:45: Meow mournfully about how the food is all gone

7:00: Meow until grandma finishes her cereal and she’s given the bowl

7:05: Sit watching for mother to wake up

7:30: Meow until mother finishes her cereal and she’s given the bowl

7:40: Sleep

1:00: Meow to be let outside

1:05: Lie in sun

(if it’s cold) 1:10: Meow to be let back in

(if it’s cold) 1:25: Meow to be let back out --> repeat 20 times

3:00: Come back in and nap

6:00: Beg to go for a walk

6:05: Beg people for (human) food

7:00: Scratch furniture

8:00: Nap

10:00: Harass people for food

12:00: Sit on mother’s face

12:30: Be annoyed when mother uses the bathroom and wakes her up

#as soon as 1:00 comes around my cat MUST be outside #like clockwork

My friend’s ex had a baby and they named it Maverick Pearl.

#awful baby names #horrible parents

Mom: My english muffin is still too cold to cut.

Mom: At this rate I'm going to slice my finger off.

Mom: As I get a bigger knife.

#mom logic #that's dangerous #getting ready to go the emergency room #please don't

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In the year 2020 it’s going to 4/20 for an entire month.

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Mom says “Oh dear” then laughs.

#mom might be into that

I cry more watching Disney movies as an adult than I did as a kid.

#truth

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Just had a dream about someone I went to elementary school with and hadn't seen in a long time so I looked them up and their fb hadn't been updated since 2012 and I'm like "well that's odd for someone in their 20s" so I look them up online and find out that in 2012 they crashed their car and killed someone and last year they were convicted of dangerous driving and are now in jail with several months left on a 15 year sentence. My cat also got eaten at the end by a eagle.

#way to heavy #now i'm going to bed #that's upsetting #it's just a dream

These showed up side by side on my twitter, and I was so confused because I thought they were connected at first...

#oligarchy #tytlive #buffalo #first impression #that's not right

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