Blood? Hope this is not Chris' blood....

MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: WE ARE SURVIVING THIS YEAR NO MATTER WHAT.

CAUSE PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE.

its a common misconception that mr beast is smiling in his thumbnails. hes actually doing chimpanzee aggression face

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

the courier in FNV is so fucking funny if you’re just good at tanking damage and dogshit at dodging attacks because they get shot two (twice) times, get revived, and suddenly they can start sleeping off gunshot wounds to the head, dynamite to the legs, and having their torso littered with laser rifle holes. like can you imagine being benny and knowing that the dude who stepped on three direct landmines and didnt break a sweat is after your ass. terrifying.

Chappell Roan could beat the shit out of a paparazzi Björk style and I’d still side with her

I could never see a famous woman be mean to a paparazzi and think she’s in the wrong. I was on Chappell’s side even when I thought she yelled at the paparazzi without any reason. People want a pop diva until she acts like a pop diva

People criticize famous women being dicks to paparazzi as if they don’t remember Princess Diana, Britney Spears, or Amy Winehouse. Paparazzi see famous women as objects that they can chew up and spit back out. As far as I’m concerned, Chappell can yell at them all she wants.