I can't escape

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

it's crazy when gay men are misogynistic because at every high school debate there's a teenage girl fighting for gay rights like she's their personal lawyer

under my totalitarian regime being a housewife will not be allowed. you WILL become an accomplished scientist

but i don't LIKE being in a creative fallow period. i want to be an eternal harvest!!! i want to sow a little bit and then reap and reap and reap. waiting for the seeds to grow sucks.

you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO POST WHEN I GRADUATED WHAT THE HELL. it's okay i'm a high school graduate now. thank you bokuto koutarou if you can graduate college then i can graduate college as well.

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job