DnD enthusiast

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

oh this collar? no no it's not a sex thing, yeah it's not really for fashion either. yeah no it keeps my head attached. yeah my head? it's detached? yeah no it falls right off if i don't wear the collar, huge pain in the ass. the jingle bell is a sex thing though.

You’re the town’s superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town’s supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn’t anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor.

finally, a realistic sibling relationship in the media

I’M THE MARIO eat your arms and then again GO ON GOGON GOGA DO THE MARIO I am god and then you know COME ON IT’S TIME TO GO EAT THE DARIO doodle-oo doot doo d-d *vinny vomiting in his mouth* J-JUST LIKE THAT

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today is a great day to remember that both adam AND ronan are manual labour strong, and adam should stop being portrayed as 'scrawny little nerd boy uwu'. my man was working at a FACTORY and as a MECHANIC so you know he's buff as hell. he once picked gansey up bridal style and no one stopped thinking about it for a week. he's physically just as strong as ronan and I'll stand by this.

say what you want about the glitches, but this is the first mainline pokemon game that go me close to tears

shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things

CinemaWins once said "Every movie, with very little exception, is someone's favorite, I like to find out why." and that sentence alone is worth more than every single thing the CinemaSins guys have ever created.

i have no object permanence about myself. if i’m not in anyones eye sight i assume i have ceased to be. finding out people remember i exist, think about me, and even talk about me when i’m not actively in front of them is startling news every time it is brought to my attention