it's a hollywood moment

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

I think more people need to learn the phrase "I don't know enough about that to have a strong opinion" its literally a cheat code for awkward conversations

its ok if you actually do know a lot about the thing and/or have strong opinions about it btw. you can just lie

Listening to songs and thinking about something the songs aren’t about

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

jobs for women who prioritise taking it easy and chillaxing forever

Grab somebody sexy tell em Die

Happy 20th Birthday John Freeman

heated ravelry where two women go from enemies to lovers via the comments on crochet patterns

i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH

I just tend my garden (this tumblr) and mind my business.