I scream

cursebearing hips

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

the laptop cd drive is a sort of dead wife

somewhere, there’s moonlight on the ocean

gonna take you to my scary basement and make you bobbing for apples 💜

wow youre so good at bobbing for apples. your face is all wet lol. youre my little slop horse arent you 💫💜

we all got that one losing dog we love to bet on

my summer plans consist of unclenching my jaw + forgiving myself

come on, gang! we're eating summer fruits over the sink like little kitchen goblins!

It’s always some kind of green glowing goo with you people.

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.